funny spoonerisms

[Ryme]

Seems like we should have had this topic about three years ago, but I'll get it started now.

Earlier today one was trying to say "Malibu Barbie" but said "barbaboo malley" -- that's a lot more letters mixed up than the standard spoonerism, but it's a lot of fun to say.

[Corrupt Shadow]

In a conversation with my wife about toys from our youth, I mistakenly said "Pabbage Catch Kids". LOL

[AldenteVonTino]

I recall ordering a "BeatMall Sub" once.
I even think one time I asked for "pisghetti" w/o even thinking...

[Sanjuro]

For the past 10 years or so, I've always said "keys and parrots" instead of "peas and carrots", just because it's funnier that way.

[Lxndr]

Drunk friend of mine spoke of his 'arm hair' as 'air harm'

[Isladar]

As a kid at summer camp (in Missouri) we were warned about the chicks and tiggers.

[Sanjuro]

I recently acquired a quiet riot helmet, and it reminded me of one of my favorite spoonerisms.
"Hang your bed! Metal health will drive you mad! Hang your bed!..."

\m/

[AldenteVonTino]

I recently acquired a quiet riot helmet, and it reminded me of one of my favorite spoonerisms.
"Hang your bed! Metal health will drive you mad! Hang your bed!..."

\m/

Rock on dood!

(Hehe, sorry, I just had to. That's how inspiring Sanjuro's post was!)

[Sanjuro]

black suit = slack boot
bath mat = math bat
catcher's mitt = matcher's kit
catcher's mask = matcher's cask
eye ball = Bye all!

[Sanjuro]

Please pardon the double-post...
Today, I was reading an article about the presidential election, and I wondered why it mentioned a "pig bush", until I looked closer and it was "big push".

[Ryme]

I think after 15 months we can forgive the double post. Also, good one! (wood gun)

[seventhcross]

How about instead of nooks and crannies, we have crooks and nannies.

[Sanjuro]

big win = wig bin
for the win = wore the fin