Page 1 of 1

Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:34 pm
by Cristiona
They said it couldn't be done! A gadgeteer? At level 6? Beat the Troutmaster without using TNT or some other cheater item?

BOOYAH!

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:08 pm
by Cristiona
I blame my run taking 3 days instead of two on me being a Gadgeteer. :(

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:00 pm
by Satan
One, that was a critical hit. Two, I didn't say you needed cheater items. You simply needed a few more buffs/better items than the rest of the classes.

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:19 pm
by Cristiona
He has more than 50 HP. That was just the final shot, after three or four shots. By my math, a normal attack would have finished him. And buffs? I had In Communicado (xp), Inky as the Mother Night (non-com), Holiday Cheer (fire/ice damage, HP/PP regen), Upgrade Weapons: Self Balancing (no fumbles), Perpunctuality (-time), Vlad's Decryptonomicon (damn swipe cards), and was using a Gingerbread Man (+FT) as my sidekick.

Hell, I hadn't even been bothering with Vim at that point. And I didn't soften him up with Lightning Bolt, either.

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:54 pm
by Satan
Yeah yeah. We all know you're a cheater.

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:56 am
by Strlikecrazy
What would you define as a 'cheater item'? Likely, it's everything I use :D

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:45 pm
by TeKRunneR
step 1: perm lightning bolt
step 2: ???
step 3: profit!

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:00 pm
by Cristiona
Strlikecrazy wrote:What would you define as a 'cheater item'? Likely, it's everything I use :D
Multi-round stunners, mostly. So, Magic Deck of cards and Holiday Wreaths. Also, TNT because... damn, that's cheating. TNT was how I was in Triassic at level 6.
TeKRunneR wrote:step 1: perm lightning bolt
I intentionally avoided using lightning bolt to prove that Satan just sucks as playing Gadgeteers!

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:56 pm
by Cristiona
Rawr! So I went to fight the Mick today:
You're caught off guard, and your opponent acts first. Your opponent attacks ... He hits you for 135 + 129 (electric) damage.
Sadly for the Mick, he left me with 14 HP left. I had a gift for him:
You light the fuse and toss the TNT at your opponent. The ensuing explosion is gratifying, to say the least. When the rubble clears, you find your opponent has taken 1176 damage and is very slow to get up.
Actually, I had several gifts for him, most of them were bundles of trinitrotoluene, but he really hated my last gift:
You wind up like a big league pitcher and hurl the fruitcake at your poor opponent. They weren't expecting a "food" fight, and get clocked solidly by the holiday "treat." At least you found a use for it. 53 damage worth of use.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Then, like every adventurer everywhere, I looted his corpse!
You gain 2321 experience.

You got an item: blue chip

You got an item: the Mick's sketchy candy

You got an item: the Mick's Thunderbolt

You got an item: the Mick's gorilla vest

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:05 am
by Corrupt Shadow
You gave him fruit cake? That's just adding insult to injury.

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:43 pm
by Cristiona
I was having initiative issues, and since lightning doesn't stun, I had to use something that would stun 'em for me.

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:16 pm
by Ryme
Doc Igor wrote: Then, of course, Ryme ruined that. );
Stupid Ryme, he ruins everything. Let's get rid of that guy!

Re: Do you believe in miracles? ATTN: Satan

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:26 am
by Strlikecrazy
Cristiona wrote:
Strlikecrazy wrote:What would you define as a 'cheater item'? Likely, it's everything I use :D
Multi-round stunners, mostly. So, Magic Deck of cards and Holiday Wreaths. Also, TNT because... damn, that's cheating. TNT was how I was in Triassic at level 6.
That's fair enough. I stick to Firestorm :D