The Acronym Game

[Citizen James]

S.N.A.K.E.S.

Stealthy Naga Assist Kobold's Evil Schemes.

(Do I get bonus points for a loose tie-in to the original word? Naga = snake people.

Ahem:

S.C.H.E.M.E.S.

[Nommy]

S.C.H.E.M.E.S.

Sometimes Children Hate Every Madness Eradicating Sandwich

[Corrupt Shadow]

S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H.

Single Angry Nymphs Dancing With Incompetent Childish Hounds

[Nommy]

H.O.U.N.D.S

Houdini Owled Umbridge-Never Diss Students!

[Corrupt Shadow]

S.T.U.D.E.N.T.S.

Stupid Teens Upstage Dependable Elderly Nurses Then Scholars

[AldenteVonTino]

S.C.H.O.L.A.R.S.

Shout "Can't handle obscure lessons after regular school!"

[Lxndr]

S.C.H.O.O.L.

Seminary chaps hate obvious ontological lapses.

[TedDudz]

L.A.P.S.E.S.

Laconically adventitious politicians supposedly eschew snacks.

[Patojonas]

S.N.A.C.K.S.

Surely no alien can kill Sauron.

[Lxndr]

SAURON

Some aliens unfortunately run on nitrogen.

[Patojonas]

N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E

Not one nerd sees endangered newts seek eagles.

[Lxndr]

EAGLES:

Each antagonist gets less every scheme.

[Patojonas]

S.C.H.E.M.E.

Six canines hunt earnest mules endlessly.

[TedDudz]

E.N.D.L.E.S.S.L.Y.

Effervescent nodal dragons like exquisitely scrambling seals' land yields.

[Lxndr]

YOURS:

"Yes, Ombudsman! Unusually right, Sir!"

[Lxndr]

ROGUISHNESS??

Really obvious, guy. Usually, I see helpful (no, easy) submissions. Saboteur!

[Lxndr]

NOMENCLATURE:

Nomenclature? Oh My! Every Nomenclature Can Lend Any Type of Utility. (Re: Eigenvectors)

[The Leopard]

EIGENVECTORS:

Every Inventor Gets Eigenvectors (Not Very Easily, Considering They're Obscure, Recondite Schematics)

[Lxndr]

Schematics

Secret, cryptic, hidden enigmatic mysteries are trite, insipid, cliche and stereotypical.

[The Leopard]

LOSE:

Let's Open Some Envelopes!

[Lxndr]

ENVELOPES:

Emily Needs Very Erotic Lovemaking Or Passionate, Enthusiastic Sex.

(sorry)

[The Leopard]

SEX:

So, Everybody's Xenophobic?

[Patojonas]

X.e.n.o.p.h.o.b.i.c.

Xenon endangers newts. Only pelicans hand ocelots bear it completely.

[The Leopard]

COMPLETELY:

Come on! Many people like elements that energize, like ytterbium!

[AldenteVonTino]

Y.T.T.E.R.B.I.U.M.

Yikes! Total Terror Exists Reciting Ballistic Interrogatory Unsafe Malleables!

What?

[Patojonas]

W.H.A.T.

Who had Arnold trampled?

[AldenteVonTino]

T.R.A.M.P.L.E.D.
Totally Resisted Attacking Malleables? Perhaps Labeled "Entertainment Deficiency"!