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The orwhal levels its horn at you, shooting a single massive fireball in your direction. If the 154 (fire) damage is any indication, you made it angry.

The orwhal turns towards you, flames coruscating from its horn and enveloping you. It's as scalding as this description is verbose, dealing you 184 (fire) damage.

LI Inc. Headquarters
It's been a while since any new business opened in downtown Twilight, particularly one big enough to need several towers. Knowing the city's luck, it'll be an arm of some vast criminal conspiracy.

You make your way to the lobby and through its forest of floor-length banners. Each one advertises a different computer, but nothing better than you could build and nothing cheaper than a new Lexura.

LI Inc. Headquarters
It's been a while since any new business opened in downtown Twilight, particularly one big enough to need several towers. It's a shame that this one turned out to be behind releasing a rogue program and almost destroying the city.

Deep in the empty hall, you find a downcast receptionist. "Well, they say that every cloud has a silver lining. Everyone else in LI Inc. got arrested... but, hey, now I'm my own boss."

"At least with the help of heroes like your League, we were able to capture the copies of VILLAIN that got loose."

Back to downtown Twilight.
Back to the main map.

This is probably the second largest jawbreaker you've ever seen. It's almost as big as your fist, and rather than being being made by some cruel confectioner,

you probably should have taken the pieces of circuitboard out too,

Patojonas wrote:When consuming multiple gelts:

you probably should have taken the pieces of circuitboard out too,

Naw, I think that's fine. "Circuitboard" as in a material rather than "a circuitboard," but maybe I'm crazy. -Kinak

You dive into some mud to avoid the attack. It's not dignifed, but at least you're used to it thanks to

Before calendars were used for innacurately predicting the end of the world

Patojonas wrote:december water clock description:

Before calendars were used for innacurately predicting the end of the world

Also, if you feel like it: http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/Category:Typos

Most have probably been reported here but I've checked a few and they weren't fixed so let us know which ones you've been over so we can update the wiki

If they can make evil chocolate, imagine they things they could do with a freeze ray!

You place the drops of hypercaffeine on your tongue. In the age-old battle between "tastes great" and "less filling" this particular beverage is solidly on the side of "less filling." Though since it's a single drop, that's not terribly surprising.

Sanjuro wrote:The combat message at the beginning of the fight, after using a deja voodoo doll:
You have a weird moment where you think you remember remembering this moment, or maybe it it's all just a little bit of history repeating.

Patajonas wrote:maybe it's part of the repeating joke?

You ask your unspeakable friend to carry you into battle once again. Thankfully all Water Boy products come with an English to Squamous Horror From Beyond The Stars phrase book.you slide in close to your opponent and slash quickly with your blade, hitting for 243 + 344 damage.

autoslapping glovess

at least seven stuations