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Infernium Slab + Clockwork Core = Clockwork Gremlin (or maybe just Gremlin)

Smoldering Ash + Bowl of Greens = Infernal Salad

Smoldering Ash + Iceberg Lettuce = Iceberg from Hell Lettuce

Here is one I made up for the last contest.

robotics kit + malkamite = Beat-up Old Bot (B.O.B.)
This dented old robot looks like someone beat it up with a sledgehammer, or used it for target practice.
(absorbs enemy attacks)
When the damage limit is reached: Oh no! That last hit was too much! Poor B.O.B. *sniff*

I decided not to submit it because the black robot already absorbs attacks.

Sanjuro wrote: (absorbs enemy attacks)

With the message "B.O.B was there too."?

I don't know how feasible this is to do, but I have a request for next year's Halloween: When trick-or-treating on players' home pages, add a "Visit next house" link, which takes you to the next player "with lights on" (one who has already logged in that day), so you can trick-or-treat more efficiently.

Bottle Missile (Bottle Rocket + Bottle Rocket)
A more powerful version of a bottle rocket! BOOM.

darkzumi wrote:Bottle Missile (Bottle Rocket + Bottle Rocket)
A more powerful version of a bottle rocket! BOOM.

And then...

Bottle ICBM (Bottle Missile + Bottle Missile)
A more powerful version of a...well, you get the idea. KABOOM!

The Leopard wrote:

darkzumi wrote:Bottle Missile (Bottle Rocket + Bottle Rocket)
A more powerful version of a bottle rocket! BOOM.

And then...

Bottle ICBM (Bottle Missile + Bottle Missile)
A more powerful version of a...well, you get the idea. KABOOM!

Then...

Bottle Cluster ICBM (Bottle ICBM + Bottle ICBM)
Ha! You thought I would say this is a more powerful version of a bottle rocket. It's not, it simply has a LOT of bottle rockets inside of it. Thereby making it a more powerful version of ... ah darn it. KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM!

Be sure to come back next year for the giftbuchet and some other thing like a ballista, but with a punny name!

Ballista-fa-la-la?
Away-in-an-Onager?
Ooh, I know! Jingle Bell-ista!

Sanjuro wrote:Jingle Bell-ista!

Merrily impaling people, awesome

Sanjuro wrote:Ooh, I know! Jingle Bell-ista!

That's top notch.

Cheers!
Kinak

Jingle Bells, Mangonels!
Raze those fortress walls!
Dec-o-rate the batt'ring ram, make that castle fa-all!

Telekinetic Katana + Bag of Throwing Starfish = Homing Starfish [or Guided Throwing Starfish?] (you use the telekinetic power of the katana to remote-control the throwing starfish and make it follow the target around)

Telekinetic Katana + Forcegloves = Headsquisher-O-Matic (I'm squishing your head, I'm squishing your head! Use telekinetic force to squish peoples' heads from far away.)

Fire Orb + The Bomb = Firebomb (or Napalm?)

springtime fresh puppet + creepy robe = Really Creepy Robe (and you thought it was bad BEFORE a puppet was added in!)

weld pod blaster + cast arm cast = pod caster (Weapon, ranged exotic) (+ computer interaction)

This is a gauntlet that shoots out a massive spread of projectiles and information to all enemies. If you have any other questions about what this weapon does, send them to Kinak, but keep them concise and try to avoid answering other people's questions.

P.S. Whoops, I previously posted something like this idea already. But this version is better, I think. Sorry about that.

Ok, so this was inspired by one of my former co-workers who went to the salad bar and returned with a bowl full of bacon, cheese, and croutons.

Taco salad (vegetable)
This is a crispy deep-fried tortilla bowl filled with ground beef, chili, sour cream, bacon, cheese, and ranch dressing.
What do you mean there's no actual vegetables in there? It's a salad, therefore it's a vegetable! QED!

EDIT: This seems more like an impossible-to-consume joke item.

NBA playoffs have started! Wooo! Thunder Up!

On a related note: Rockett's coonskin cap + Leon's beard = Rockett's beard
+ offense
- defense (heh )
Yeah, I liked the Beard when he played for my favorite team, but I've hated him since the 2013 playoffs.

Also, how about a salad shooter as a ranged weapon? It could increase vegetable drops, or you could get unique vegetables from it, like carrot chips or cole slaw or diced onions.

People really seemed to like the metal gear salad, so here are some more "fortified" vegetables.
titanium plating + pick cheese = hips and chummus
Mmmm, creamy pureed pick cheese served with chitanium tips, er, titanium chips.
(I wanted to make falafels, but I couldn't come up with a suitable spoonerism. )

polysteel + watercress = polywatercress

fire bladder + napa cabbage (a currently out-of-stock vegetable ) = kimchee
Most kimchee is made with napa cabbage and chili peppers, but this kimchee has been taken to eleven with burning hot fire ant excretions.

Now that I've made myself hungry, I'm going to go get a falafel pita and a Greek salad. Bye!

EDIT: changed "bok choi" to "napa cabbage"

Sanjuro wrote:People really seemed to like the metal gear salad, so here are some more "fortified" vegetables.
...

iceberg lettuce + strut bar = salad bar

Infernium Slab + Yuggothium = ? (Hellium? Hellanite?)

Reaper's Scythe + Yuggothium = Death's Scythe

Reaper's Scythe + Infernium Slab = Hellscythe

How about a can of corn as a vegetable drop in the Frank's Ballpark events?

Nice.

How about a wacky roommate as a sidekick?
"Now is the time for the Dance of Joy, cousin <playername>."

I've had that show's theme song stuck in my head lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbnLYROCj8

Thanks for proving us heroes with healthier eating options in the form of vegetables.
How about healthier sugar options in the form of fruits?
Here are some interesting fruits I saw during a walk through Honolulu's Chinatown.
lychee - a round fruit about the size of a thumb-and-forefinger in a circle. It has a hard-ish rind, like a softer version of a peanut shell. It has a large pit and soft white flesh with a flavor similar to a white grape.

rambutan - Like a lychee, but with a hairy rind and pink flesh. Its flavor is like a cross between a strawberry and a white grape.

starfruit - These fruits have a cross-section shaped like a five-pointed star. It has a texture and flavor similar to grapefruit, but sweeter and much less bitter.

durian - A large spiny fruit, football-shaped. I didn't taste any, because I couldn't get past the smell. It smells like a mixture of sewage, rotting fruit and onions, and horrible body odor. A friend of mine described the flavor as kinda like onion custard.

If you add fruits to the game and it's apples and oranges, I will be a bit disappointed.

metal gear salad + rail gun = salad shooter