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- AldenteVonTino
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Just because I was inspired to...
Philosopher's Beer Drinking Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
Re: Just because I was inspired to...
That was stupid. You're stupid.
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Yay for a Python fan!
I've won the 100k DD bet so many times, I should have the title "Mr. Luck"
- AldenteVonTino
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Re: Just because I was inspired to...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you don't like TH,
Then phooey on you!
Like the Title said, I was inspired to...
Violets are blue,
If you don't like TH,
Then phooey on you!
Like the Title said, I was inspired to...
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
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Philistine.Satan wrote:That was stupid. You're stupid.
The churches are empty / The priest has gone home / And we are left standing / Together alone
--October Project: "Dark Time"
--October Project: "Dark Time"
- Carygon Nijax
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Re: Just because I was inspired to...
you were talking to Blink, right?Satan wrote:That was stupid. You're stupid.
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Re: Just because I was inspired to...
Yeah. I was talking to Blink in preparation for the event he would say something >.> No, the song's just stupid. Really. You can't call that art, so not appreciating it wouldn't be Philistine.
- AldenteVonTino
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Re: Just because I was inspired to...
Art. Hmmm, well ok. Let us see into the future:
Dear Talented TH posters and members of TH,
A Poetry Challenge:
How good are you at making up rhymes?
Just post one here, should you have the time.
I hope you can also keep in mind a few things,
They're called 'Rules', so listen to me sing:
First of all, the poetry must be your own.
No copy and pasting from someone else's throne.
It must make sense, and be proper in grammer,
From realistic issues all the way to Thor's Hammer.
Now also you should keep well aware,
Your poem should be clean, so don't swear!
A rhyme is also been known to activate,
A great way for us to communicate!
At the end of this poem you shall find the start of this show,
Just come up with an answer, and let your self go!
We all have the talent to talk to one another,
Don't let yours just sit there and silently smother!
So Make your post rhyme, but reply to the previous.
Nothing bad or grotesque, or even mischievous,
Oh, and don't forget your post must also be good
For the next poster to reply, if they would.
It don't have to be long, don't have to be fancy,
Don't have to be frilly, it don't have to be lacy.
Just spread your talent here and let's communicate,
Oh, and please don't rhyme as a way to retaliate!
Now, next poster, the questions I pose unto you,
"What is your name here, and how do you do?"
"Does your life blast off well into outer space?"
"Or does it dig deep into the lower place?"
Dear Talented TH posters and members of TH,
A Poetry Challenge:
How good are you at making up rhymes?
Just post one here, should you have the time.
I hope you can also keep in mind a few things,
They're called 'Rules', so listen to me sing:
First of all, the poetry must be your own.
No copy and pasting from someone else's throne.
It must make sense, and be proper in grammer,
From realistic issues all the way to Thor's Hammer.
Now also you should keep well aware,
Your poem should be clean, so don't swear!
A rhyme is also been known to activate,
A great way for us to communicate!
At the end of this poem you shall find the start of this show,
Just come up with an answer, and let your self go!
We all have the talent to talk to one another,
Don't let yours just sit there and silently smother!
So Make your post rhyme, but reply to the previous.
Nothing bad or grotesque, or even mischievous,
Oh, and don't forget your post must also be good
For the next poster to reply, if they would.
It don't have to be long, don't have to be fancy,
Don't have to be frilly, it don't have to be lacy.
Just spread your talent here and let's communicate,
Oh, and please don't rhyme as a way to retaliate!
Now, next poster, the questions I pose unto you,
"What is your name here, and how do you do?"
"Does your life blast off well into outer space?"
"Or does it dig deep into the lower place?"
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
Re: Just because I was inspired to...
Bravo!
EDIT: On closer inspection, you should've gone with 'ABCDEFG[bold]H[/bold]', so that when you said I it'd still be in order. Until you go off into the kill you tangent.
EDIT: On closer inspection, you should've gone with 'ABCDEFG[bold]H[/bold]', so that when you said I it'd still be in order. Until you go off into the kill you tangent.
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Hello there,
citizens of Twilight
Carygon Nijax I am
and already know that you might
I know my poem could not rhyme
thus I might be banned by ryme
when I want to find someone upset
I always go east of somerset
I salute a friend on that lovely place
and then take the portal to out in the space
I never forget to watch my step
because I get involved in fights in the depths
Thus I must say out there I could die
nevertheless now I have to say good bye
citizens of Twilight
Carygon Nijax I am
and already know that you might
I know my poem could not rhyme
thus I might be banned by ryme
when I want to find someone upset
I always go east of somerset
I salute a friend on that lovely place
and then take the portal to out in the space
I never forget to watch my step
because I get involved in fights in the depths
Thus I must say out there I could die
nevertheless now I have to say good bye
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- AldenteVonTino
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This is a blast surely, and wow!
Such classy styles do allow!!
It's just like I said,
Talent's not dead!
Now who's next with a poem to sow?
Such classy styles do allow!!
It's just like I said,
Talent's not dead!
Now who's next with a poem to sow?
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
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"First of all, the poetry must be your own.
No copy and pasting from someone else's throne."
But that is a good poem, you can be sure of that!
Now make one of your own at the drop of a hat!
No copy and pasting from someone else's throne."
But that is a good poem, you can be sure of that!
Now make one of your own at the drop of a hat!
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
- AldenteVonTino
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I admit I stink
When it involves haiku poems
But this is not hard.
When it involves haiku poems
But this is not hard.
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
- AldenteVonTino
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Not a poem, but a joke I made up when challenged to do so by a r/l friend. (Ok, not really a challenge, but he inspired me!) Not what you would call a 'belly buster', but it's pretty good:
A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the street and some old man dropped a $50 bill from his pocket. I stopped one step away and tapping him on the shoulder I said, "Sir you dropped some money on the ground."
He said, "No it isn't. I am poor. It must be yours."
I looked at the bill and shrugged and placed it in my pocket and walked with the man a bit since we were going the same way anyways. "Are you sure this money isn't yours?"
He smiled as we walked to the end of the block. "No, I'm sure. I'm poor."
We got to the end of the block and he started to turn at the corner, away from where I was walking to. I stopped and tapped his shoulder to get his attention. "Sir, I saw this money fall from your pocket. I know it's yours!"
He stopped and saw me waving the $50 dollar bill in his face. He kept smiling and said, "No it isn't I'm poor right now. When I get home I will have more money. That money is yours for walking with me a while. I get lonely sometimes."
I smiled too as he turned back around and continued on his way.
Needless to say I pocketed the money again.
A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the street and some old man dropped a $50 bill from his pocket. I stopped one step away and tapping him on the shoulder I said, "Sir you dropped some money on the ground."
He said, "No it isn't. I am poor. It must be yours."
I looked at the bill and shrugged and placed it in my pocket and walked with the man a bit since we were going the same way anyways. "Are you sure this money isn't yours?"
He smiled as we walked to the end of the block. "No, I'm sure. I'm poor."
We got to the end of the block and he started to turn at the corner, away from where I was walking to. I stopped and tapped his shoulder to get his attention. "Sir, I saw this money fall from your pocket. I know it's yours!"
He stopped and saw me waving the $50 dollar bill in his face. He kept smiling and said, "No it isn't I'm poor right now. When I get home I will have more money. That money is yours for walking with me a while. I get lonely sometimes."
I smiled too as he turned back around and continued on his way.
Needless to say I pocketed the money again.
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
- AldenteVonTino
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I was inspired to share this video.
Don't drink anything while watching or it'll come out your nose when you laugh!
Enjoy:
CLICKY-->Orange County Police Car Chase - Benny Hill Themed<--CLICKY
Don't drink anything while watching or it'll come out your nose when you laugh!
Enjoy:
CLICKY-->Orange County Police Car Chase - Benny Hill Themed<--CLICKY
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
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Re: Just because I was inspired to...
To get back on topic (Re: Just because I was inspired to...) I didn't really mean this thread to be for MY inspirations alone. I hoped someone would figure they could post THEIR inspiration(s) here as well. Some tried, and well, any more from anyone?
(The above comment was made due to, well, just because I was inspired to...)
...And now, just because I was inspired to, a poem with emoticons: laughing, razz('funny'), embarrassed, twisted evil('harassment'), very happy('punchline'), exclamation('bold'), mr. green('eaten'), idea('exactly') and an added emoteiconic note with shocked as 'ewww' is produced below:
One day I was at a joke I once heard,
A little jest about a bug and a bird.
The bug had made the bird just a little ,
From a comment that, to the bird, was .
The went like this, or so I'm told:
"If you hadn't tied me with strong so ,
You would have been instantly!"
Said the bug as it laid an egg near the string, " "
(Like !!!)
(The above comment was made due to, well, just because I was inspired to...)
...And now, just because I was inspired to, a poem with emoticons: laughing, razz('funny'), embarrassed, twisted evil('harassment'), very happy('punchline'), exclamation('bold'), mr. green('eaten'), idea('exactly') and an added emoteiconic note with shocked as 'ewww' is produced below:
One day I was at a joke I once heard,
A little jest about a bug and a bird.
The bug had made the bird just a little ,
From a comment that, to the bird, was .
The went like this, or so I'm told:
"If you hadn't tied me with strong so ,
You would have been instantly!"
Said the bug as it laid an egg near the string, " "
(Like !!!)
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
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Re: Just because I was inspired to...
**notes it is now the future from when this post was made and gasps**AldenteVonTino wrote:Art. Hmmm, well ok. Let us see into the future:
Dear Talented TH posters and members of TH,
A Poetry Challenge:
How good are you at making up rhymes?
Just post one here, should you have the time.
I hope you can also keep in mind a few things,
They're called 'Rules', so listen to me sing:
First of all, the poetry must be your own.
No copy and pasting from someone else's throne.
It must make sense, and be proper in grammer,
From realistic issues all the way to Thor's Hammer.
Now also you should keep well aware,
Your poem should be clean, so don't swear!
A rhyme is also been known to activate,
A great way for us to communicate!
At the end of this poem you shall find the start of this show,
Just come up with an answer, and let your self go!
We all have the talent to talk to one another,
Don't let yours just sit there and silently smother!
So Make your post rhyme, but reply to the previous.
Nothing bad or grotesque, or even mischievous,
Oh, and don't forget your post must also be good
For the next poster to reply, if they would.
It don't have to be long, don't have to be fancy,
Don't have to be frilly, it don't have to be lacy.
Just spread your talent here and let's communicate,
Oh, and please don't rhyme as a way to retaliate!
Now, next poster, the questions I pose unto you,
"What is your name here, and how do you do?"
"Does your life blast off well into outer space?"
"Or does it dig deep into the lower place?"
Ok, I forgot I did this, and yep I made a prophecy it would happen again!
To bad the first time the contest came to an abrupt and quiet end.
I just came on for some posting, I already had in mind the making herein,
So I guess I'll just sit back, see what you do this time, a smile upon my chin.
**Simply selects an emoticon and clicks the submit button**
When you do the best you can it's called a try!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
If you don't you need to ask yourself why?
Just give it a thought,
And failure is worth naught.
And then like an eagle you shall fly!
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