Ouch....

[malk-a-mite]

"Combat!
A torrential rain of fire pounds your foe into the ground, delivering 403 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for 19583 damage. It cleans your clock with that hit.
The fight is now over, and it's not pretty.
Or go back to the space station
Go back to the main page. clock with that hit."


...

[Corrupt Shadow]

Holy crap!

[MagiNinjA]

lol, 403 damage. wut a n00b.

But in all seriousness, holy crap. They like to hurt.

[malk-a-mite]

"Combat!
A torrential rain of fire pounds your foe into the ground, delivering 393 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for 20142 damage. It cleans your clock with that hit."

[MagiNinjA]

I can't believe you aren't just literally dead yet. That almost sounds like complete obliteration of you and all your body parts.

Why are you even bothering trying to do such a small piddling amount of damage anyways?

[Cristiona]

...to record insane damage dealt by the robots?

[MagiNinjA]

Okay, sure. >.>

[malk-a-mite]

Might have also something to do with the 6.5k I get in XP for each combat I win.

[malk-a-mite]

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for 24433 damage. It cleans your clock with that hit.

[Corrupt Shadow]

Holy crap! Glad I don't adventure there. Leave me to my corrupt amulet hunting.

[Satan]

/me prefers to /win/, not lose :p

[malk-a-mite]

/me prefers to /win/, not lose :p

heh - I already know you lose once in a while... how about you show us the stats on the GGG at your level?

[Satan]

That was with my old method... My new method, I haven't been hit once. Win every battle (skipping GGG's, of course). I don't want to die ;_;

[Satan]

Your opponent attacks ... It hits you with a tremendous punch that just about knocks your block off. It hits you for 453452 damage.

[malk-a-mite]

Nice one Satan

[Sanjuro]

Your opponent attacks ... Critical hit! It proves that its bite is just as nasty as its bark by clamping fiercely onto your leg and not letting go until its hurt you pretty badly. He drains some of your energy, stealing 20 PP.

Well, someone had to do it.

[Satan]

Your opponent attacks ... It hits you with a tremendous punch that just about knocks your block off. It hits you for 468890 damage.